I’m crying but I don’t know why I’m crying…. Is this normal?
May 2013
April 2013
- 1. What is your middle name?
- 2. Are you wearing makeup?
- 3. What colour is your toothbrush?
- 4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
- 5. What does your hair product smell like?
- 6. Where would rather be right now?
- 7. What is the temperature outside?
- 8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
- 9. What is the funniest word you know?
- 10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter 'M'
- 11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
- 12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
- 13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
- 14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
- 15. What is your favourite accent?
- 16. How did you celebrate the new year?
- 17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
- 18. Do you like fish?
- 19. What is your most used tag?
- 20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
- 21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
- 22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
- 23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
- 24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
- 25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
- 26. Describe your dream partner's eye colour
- 27. What do you order at diners?
- 28. Coffee or espressos?
- 29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
- 30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
- 31. What type of music player do you own?
- 32. Describe your favourite painting
- 33. What was the best present you have ever received?
- 34. Spring or Fall? Why?
- 35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
- 36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
- 37. What colour is your underwear?
- 38. Favourite perfume scent?
- 39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
- 40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
- 41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
- 42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
- 43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
- 44. Glasses or contacts?
- 45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
- 46. Where is your nearest television?
- 47. What is your favourite vegetable?
- 48. When was the last time you drank milk?
- 49. What was your lowest grade in school?
- 50. Are you using Google chrome?
who needs to go sightseeing outside when you can see sites online
March 2013
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny
- Reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
- Trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
My dad just called Benedict Cumberbatch Britishguy Sillyname and it disturbs me how close it was like same amount of syllables and everything
When you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care (that much) about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
why is homework legal i mean it’s literally putting hours of work upon already unstable teenagers after they were already forced to sit and deal with the same exact crap for 6 hours and it deprives us of sleep and we don’t even get paid so it’s basically slavery and slavery is illegal
I think I’m writing my term paper about this.
petition to make homework illegal
I like to separate my celebrity crushes into two categories ‘I will fuck the fuck out of you’ and ‘let me marry you and take care of you when you’re sick and be there for you at tough times and also fuck the fuck out of you’
These sportsnite captains need to calm themselves. We do not need a 6 hour secret practice to learn 10 eight counts of a dance
- me 50% of the time: *sits quietly thinking about theoretical science and philosophy and other things to challenge my mind*
- me the other 50% of the time: hahahahhehehehehahahehehehHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE DICKS
there are a lot of reasons why i never want to have kids but one of them is that i’m scared that when i’m giving birth there will be like 58932 people there looking at my vagina like this
so an anon on my dash pointed out to someone that there is an upside down picture frame hidden under Kurt’s clothes
we all know what that’s a picture of
And others noticed the red box too? Has anyone freeze framed it?
want to hear a good joke? darren was just supposed to be a guest star.
can we clear something up
les mis is about the Paris Uprising of 1832
les mis is not about the french revolution
les mis is not about the french revolution
les mis is not about the french revolution
les mis is not about the french revolution
- les mis is not about the french revolution
- les mis is not about the french revolution
THANK YOU
BLESS THIS POST
if you don’t swear
- that’s ok
if you do swear
- that’s ok
seriously man whether you say frick or fuck is your own business
i say both
im biswearsual.
oh my god.
LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
i just watched that film “i stole some bread and shit got serious”
aladdin or les mis?
hunger games
is it acceptable to start a debate with “listen here you little shit”
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
I mean
you
two
precious
cupcakes
are
everything
and
I will
love
you
until
my
dying day.
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- attractive boy: hi i'm an animated character
- 01: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
- 02: Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
- 03: Your views on drugs and alcohol.
- 04: Your views on religion.
- 05: A time you thought about ending your own life.
- 06: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
- 07: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
- 08: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
- 09: How you hope your future will be like.
- 10: Discuss your first love and first kiss.
- 11: Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
- 12: Bullet your whole day.
- 13: Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
- 14: Your earliest memory.
- 15: Your favorite tumblrs.
- 16: Your views on mainstream music.
- 17: Your highs and lows of this past year.
- 18: Your beliefs.
- 19: Disrespecting your parents.
- 20: How important you think education is.
- 21: One of your favorite shows.
- 22: How have you changed in the past 2 years?
- 23: Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive.
- 24: Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
- 25: Someone who fascinates you and why.
- 26: What kind of person attracts you.
- 27: A problem that you have had.
- 28: Something that you miss.
- 29: Goals for the next 30 days.
- 30: Your highs and lows of this month.
plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years
plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe
plot twist: someone will kiss me
plot twist:
what
OH MY FUCKING GOD






















